FOR DADS WHO REFUSE TO BE BORING
Run Out of Ways to
Embarrass Your Kids?
Your kids roll their eyes. Your wife sighs. Your coworkers groan. And you? You're living your best life.
But let's be real: you've recycled the same 8 jokes for the past three years. "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" doesn't hit like it used to. Your family can see the punchline coming from a mile away.
You need fresh material. New ammunition. Jokes they haven't heard before. The kind that catch them off guard and deliver that sweet, sweet groan you live for.
The Solution:
Get 12 fresh, groan-worthy dad jokes delivered to your mailbox every month. No app. No screen time. Just pure, analog cringe you can deploy at any moment.
✓ 12 NEW WAYS TO TORTURE YOUR FAMILY
Fresh ammunition every month. Maximum eye rolls guaranteed.
Your Monthly Arsenal of Cringe
(Total Value: $47/month. Your Embarrassment Budget: $12/month)
12 Premium Dad Joke Cards
Professionally designed weapons of mass embarrassment
$24
value
7 Family-Friendly Jokes
Safe for all ages, guaranteed to make your kids groan
$7
value
5 'For The Boys' 18+ Jokes
The spicy stuff. Your wife will shake her head.
$5
value
Monthly Theme Card
Curated around seasons, holidays, and dad life
$3
value
Conversation Starter Cards
Break the ice with your teenagers (good luck)
$3
value
Surprise Bonus Content
Dad tips, memes, and random awesomeness
$5
value
TOTAL VALUE
$47/month (Regular Price)
FOUNDING MEMBER PRICE
$12/month
That's $1 per joke. Less than a coffee. Less than a parking meter. Cheaper than therapy for your teenagers.
🔥 YOU SAVE $35/MONTH ($420/YEAR)
What Dads Are Saying
(These guys get it)
"My 14-year-old daughter now leaves the room when the mail arrives. Mission accomplished."
Mike T.
Dad of 3, Phoenix
"I got a standing ovation of groans at my son's baseball game. The other dads are asking where I get my material."
Carlos R.
Dad of 2, Austin
"My wife threatened to hide the cards. That's how I know they're working."
David K.
Dad of 4, Denver
🏆 HALL OF SHAME 🏆
This Month's Cringiest Jokes
(Preview the torture that awaits your family)
Family-Friendly
Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn't tolerate joking around.
She rolled her eyes and said 'Seriously?' I said, 'No, his name was Brute Lee.'
4.9/5 Eye Rolls
Family-Friendly
I asked a German girl for her number.
She said 'Nein.'
4.8/5 Groans
Family-Friendly
Why do actors say 'break a leg' instead of 'good luck'?
Because every play has a cast.
5/5 Groans
For The Boys
My wife gave birth today. After thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and asked 'How soon can we have sex?'
He glanced at his watch, winked, and said, 'I'm off in ten minutes. Meet me in the parking lot.'
5/5 Couch Nights
For The Boys
After kissing my wife on the couch she said 'let's take this upstairs.'
So I grabbed one end and she grabbed the other. The couch is a lot heavier than it looks.
4.9/5 Eye Rolls
For The Boys
Today my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach.
She said 'That's not going to help.' I said, 'Sure it will. It's the only way I can see the numbers.'
4.7/5 Head Shakes
Get 12 of these beauties (plus bonus content) delivered every month.
Your family will never forgive you. 😈
It's Not Just Jokes.
It's Your Dad Superpower.
Every month, you get something to look forward to. Something that makes you grin knowing what's coming. Something that reminds you that being a dad means embracing the cringe.
No screens. No apps. No notifications. Just you, a cup of coffee, and 12 jokes that'll make your family question your sanity.
The "Maximum Eye Roll" Guarantee
Try it for 60 days. If you don't get at least ONE epic eye roll, groan, or "Daaaaaad, stop" from your kids, your spouse, or your coworkers, I'll refund every penny. No questions asked.
You literally can't lose. Either you become the most embarrassing dad in the neighborhood, or you get your money back. That's how confident I am that this works.
Give The Gift of Embarrassment
Know a dad who needs fresh material? Send them a subscription.
Starter Pack
"Test the waters. See if they can handle it."
$45
3 months ($15/mo)
- 36 dad jokes total
- Custom gift card
- Free shipping
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Best Value
"Maximum cringe, minimum cost per joke."
$90
$72
6 months ($12/mo)
SAVE $18
- 72 dad jokes total
- Custom gift card
- Free shipping
- Bonus: 2 exclusive "For The Boys" cards
Ultimate Dad
"For the dad who's committed to the cringe."
$180
$144
12 months ($12/mo)
SAVE $36
- 144 dad jokes total
- Custom gift card
- Free shipping
- Bonus: 6 exclusive "For The Boys" cards
- Bonus: Dad Joke Hall of Fame certificate
Each gift subscription includes a custom card with your personal message of chaos.
Ready to Become Maximum Cringe?
Join the waitlist and lock in Founding Member pricing: $12/month (regular $15/month)
P.S. — Every day you wait is another day your kids think you're losing your edge. Join now and reclaim your title as Most Embarrassing Dad.
Got a Killer Dad Joke?
Submit your best material. If we use it, you'll be featured in next month's pack (and get bragging rights).
Dad Joke of the Week
Get a fresh dad joke delivered to your inbox every Monday. Stay sharp while you wait for launch.
This Week's Joke:
"I asked a German girl for her number."
She said 'Nein.'
⭐ 4.8/5 Groans from 2,847 dads
Spread The Cringe, Get Rewarded
Refer 3 friends who join the waitlist = 1 FREE MONTH when we launch
(They get the jokes. You get the glory. Everyone wins.)
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Send your link to dad friends, post it in your group chat, or share on social media.
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Every 3 referrals = 1 free month. Refer 9 friends = 3 free months. No limit.
Pro Tip: The dads who refer the most friends before launch get upgraded to Founding Member Elite status (lifetime 20% discount + exclusive bonus packs).